Lestrade made me punch kitten!John because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed.
I got attacked by Mycroft Holmes because it made me happy and it was awkward.
I kissed a dinosaur because Mycroft forced me to and I collapsed.
Lestrade made my punch a lucky cat, because that’s what people DO! And I collapsed.
I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was BORED! And I screamed with joy.
Ohohoho. I do approve of this.
I kissed Sherlock Holmes because it eased the pain of waiting for Series 2 and I melted into a puddle onto the floor.
Seems legit.
I watched John hug Jim Moriarty because it made me happy and I was happy for the rest of the day.